Month: June 2013

It’s Never The One You Want.

The other night I got to talk and catch up with a good girlfriend of mine and of course everything with a vagina’s favorite topic came up:


More specifically, the lack there of–or at least in the case of anything serious.

forever aloneListening to my friend’s current situation brought up the main underlining conclusion: IT IS NEVER THE ONE THAT YOU WANT. Sure, on TV and in movies, the girl always gets the guy but in real life–shit goes down further than a hoodrat at a Twerk Nation Convention.

twerk2No matter what, it’s always going to be something.


Welcome Back To Real Life

Coming back from vacation is the worst. Once you’re in the groove of things, it’s fine, but then you go on vacation for a few days and get spoiled. By the time it’s time to come to the real world, you don’t’ know where to begin to cope with yourself. Especially when you actually went somewhere and now it’s back to the town of everything else you know like:


work weekUnpacking and the 1,000 articles of clothing that make up the rest laundry.

lazyMaking your own dinner again.

wine (more…)

The Obsession Diaries: Birthdays, Hairstyles & Kimye

Obsession Diaries

Hello hello!! It’s that time again for another installment of things that I just can’t get enough of, starting with:


birthday After weeks of planning and scraping up my trinkets to go somewhere for my big day, I’d decided to pack up and head down to the land of fun, awesome friends, hot boys, good food and boozery. Otherwise known as Austin, TX.

Happy danceSeeing as I haven’t been ANYWHERE in almost three years, this trip was long overdue and celebrations were in order.

Me by the end of the night.

Me by the end of the night.


5 Ridiculous Things I Want For My Birthday

With less than a week away from my birthday and upon after being asked a few times, I’ve been putting some thought into what I want as a present.

thinkingI got nothing. At least nothing of real materialistic value.

liquor storeHowever what I did come up with was a list of crazy shit I wanted for or by my birthday that has been shortened to five things, starting with:


It’s silly, but I love celebrating little milestones–that’s what life is mostly about, right? When I started this blog, it was more of just a mental release for myself and done out of boredom because I stayed in on Halloween night. But then it actually started to become a real tool for me, and eventually a way to connect with majority other 20somethings to laugh and relate on this crazy fuck train world called life.

As my number of awesome followers, spambots, and trolls started to grow recently, I set a little goal for myself to get at least 100 followers by the time of my birthday. It might happen, it might not.

And yesterday, that “ridiculous” wish, happened.

followersdance drakeAwww yeah! Coming from a place where 12 followers made me stand up and twerk, I’ll definitely take this as well. Thank you thank you to everyone who has been following, reading, laughing, spamming, and staying entertained with my crazy ass.

thank youSo on to the more ridiculous.