I think it’s safe to say that the time for my hiatus needs to and has come to an end. I’ve had enough of life’s busy schedule and unfortunately to the disappointment of my family and small gang of hopefully romantic friends it is not due to “having found a man”.
In this stage of the life of a 20something, we’ve either landed our dream job or have become a part of a nightmare that simply just keeps the bills paid and the glasses full enough to keep you semi sane.
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Magician (do making shots disappear count?)
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The person that shoves scared skydivers out of airplanes
Another excellent film has dropped, another Oscar year has come, and Mr. DiCaprio is still left with another golden statue-less mantle. While Matthew McConaughey was well deserved in his role for Dallas Buyer’s Club, most were left in shocked as to this not finally being Leo’s year for his portrayal of stockbroker bad boy Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street.
WHEN WILL IT BE LEO’S TURN? Who did this man piss off to get a curse placed upon him or get added to the Academy’s ‘Hell Nawl’ list?
At this point Leo is going to have to pull out all the stops–drastically change his pretty boy appearance and play something terrible like child murderer or a Flava Flav super fan if he ever wants to take home to gold.
P.S. The Wolf of Wall Street hit stores this week–if you have yet to experience it and are a fan of his films, disobey your bank account and GET IT.
Actually, I love Twitter. I think it’s a fun way to express yourself and connect with people both old and new and even some being famous for whatever profession.
And every once in a while on Twitter someone will troll in, favorite a tweet, RT a tweet, reply to a tweet, but never follow you back.
Something that can’t be rolled with is that of a tweet stealer. No, not a RT–a copy and CTRL+V that shit. Life should never get that damn serious.
While it’s established that we live in a Catfish era where photo thieves exist but folks are out there copying thoughts in 140 words or less too?!
This recent discovery reminded of an event that happened back in 5th grade when I discovered a girl who pretended to be my friend and ask me to share stories with her was using them in class to her advantage. Almost needless to say it left me hurt
and almost in the principal’s office .Let me channel my inner Oprah in saying that everyone in this world is unique and has a story of their own to tell.
Yup, I still hate it.
More freshly thanks to being set up on a last minute lunch date with a friend of the guy my friend was beginning to talk to. There was no chemistry, no mutual interests, no conversation and the fact that he offered then complained on buying me a $6 beer the night before at a group outing didn’t help either.After surviving through the awkwardness that was our lunch, my “date” was handed the bill and then proceeded to pull out a coupon card to glance over and see if he can use at our restaurant.
Listen. I’m all for a bargain and saving some green and I like coupons. But someone needs to find Emily Post because I’m sure that she would not approve of this on a first date. Especially in front of them. If the struggle is that real you probably need to stay your ass at home.After a quick departure I was later then asked if I’d like to come over and “chill”.
Fast forward to last weekend and out to a night of 80’s dancing. The music was loud, the drinks were buzzing, the night was coming to an end and I found myself in a conversation with a young man who
despite the fact that he was wearing a hoodie in the club was visiting from out of town, attractive, and charming.
If you are aware of my luck by now you should know this wasn’t going to last for too much longer.
“It’s 2:30 in the morning. I’m going to bed”.
After some awkward silence and conversation with the group of friends in attendance hoodie boy then proceeds to open his mouth and book his one way ticket to DISMISSEDVILLE.
Bye Felicia. And take that hoodie with you.
Meanwhile the guy actually liked is in the wind somewhere.
“Although she is little, she is fierce”.
“Seek peace, and pursue it”.
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You either love them, or hate them. The fact that they are on this list is clear where I stand and clearly to not be the only one.
So while the weather is still trying to sort itself out, the new season is officially here and just getting started which could only mean more pet peeves are sure to be on the horizon.
With all that said Happy Spring!